Dear Club Member,

We at No Hair Club want to thank you for this exciting opportunity for us to share with you information about a new and innovative idea that is revolutionizing the way we see baldness. We are completely empowered without our hair and are Smooth, Bold and Bald. Enjoy our products and wear it with pride and status.
Thank you.

Sincerely, Rod Jones, President No Hair Club Ron Flemister, Vice-President No Hair Club